days of yore

When I think about my current post-grad situation I am filled with bitterness, but then there are moments when I suck it the fuck up and realize that there are people from high school that are worse off than I am. Well, maybe they're not necessarily worse, just far more fucking stupid. And not booksmart-stupid, just absolutely superficial and incredibly lame. As I managed to roll myself onto my side this morning after a night of God only knows what I found myself on this person's facebook profile:



and although the profile is quite fascinating, I'm only going to share with you this person's favorite books:

Men's Health, Fitness Rx, Money, Playboy, and the Guinness book of world records.
Actually, while trying to copy these down I found the personal interests blogworthy as well:


"Philly, Sports, Lifting, UFC, Music, Eating, Sleeping, Friends, traveling, PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, 76ers, makin money, eating extremely healthy, amino acids, SKANKS, beef jerky (yum yum!), eating steak with massive amounts of ketchup, blazin and being philosophical, watching movies, breakfast, fantasy football, nl poker, tan brunettes, protein!!!!, the beach, going for runs, ballin out, WAWA, lunch, Eating, dinner, baller ass cars, studying on aderol... its so much fun, observing people, Benjamins, tattoos, food, the montauk monster."

So disgustingly college and disgustingly Rutgers I suppose I'm glad I never went there.