north american scum

My friend Chris recently posted this bulletin to Myspace (I hate to admit that I even have an account but let's admit it, we have them to check out other people's pictures and read bulletins, and sometimes promote our cough blogs cough):

"those american apparel models that are plastered all over myspace and on the website are quite possibly the ugliest and most beat looking people i have ever seen. they look like they smell bad and the one girl who models the "slim slack" looks like a horse and the gross guy with long hair thats always on my myspace when i go to look in my inbox looks like a dirty seal...i never want to meet people that look like them and think they look cool."



I love the ferocity with which he wrote this. Those cats are a bit too pale and a bit too out of bed looking for me. What's the big deal?